We all knew this was coming ... or not cumming as it were.

Zero Hedge: Beijing Start-Up Now Offers Sex Dolls For Rent
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-17/beijing-start-now-offers-sex-dolls-rent

BBC News: Chinese sex doll rental service suspended amid controversy
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-41303313

Europe’s first sex robot brothel FORCED OUT of base as prostitutes complain of competition
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

TripSavvy: Traveler Warning: Prostitution in China
https://www.tripsavvy.com/traveler-warning-prostitution-in-china-1495429

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